Monthly Archives: May 2013

I love flip flops the most

Sometimes I get really bored at work. Like, super bored. Like, I think I hit the bottom of the internet bored. That’s usually when I start to stare off into space and let my imagination run wild. It’s also when … Continue reading

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Hold my beer while I adjust my cape.

            I’ve always had a thing for water. That’s the understatement of the century. I have a full blown, batshit crazy, cant-keep-your-hands-off-each-other-so-you-bang-in–the-car-on-the-way-home kinda love for all things water. I love the lake. I love the ocean. … Continue reading

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Game Changer

I remember not wanting to make that trip. I was unbearably depressed. It was the start of June. My Dad convinced me to go. I did. I sat at the summer beach house, feeling like I had this tumor inside … Continue reading

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Thinking outside.

I’ve never been a traditional Mom. Being young when Aubrey was born, I think I did a lot of growing up with her those first few years. My relationship with my kids is unique though. Yes, I am their mother … Continue reading

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Stinger. Not bug ass. Muh bad.

I went to college. I have no idea why. My career is mindless work. It’s not even 9 am yet and I’ve already worked  with the most pissed off lady in the history of the world. Everything that sucks about … Continue reading

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Fuck you, dark creepy thoughts…

I was mopping today when i got home, NBD. I had the door open to the garage, and was listening to music and the kids playing in the driveway. It took a minute, but then it was too quiet. That … Continue reading

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Can we all just agree that it’s summertime and we should only listen to Will Smith for the next 3 months?

The kids and I leave for California next week and I am beyond excited. This is a vacation that has been needed for a long time. Those poor kids have been so awesome for me lately, that I know they … Continue reading

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